Go Naked Like Your Pets

This evening it is cold outside, so all of the Platypus pets are indoors and want to be close by.  While they do have fur we would do well to take a lesson from them and go naked more often.

Disrobe like your Dachsun.

Strip like a Spaniel.

Clothesfree as a Calico cat.

Bare as a Bassett.

Skinny dip like your goldfish.

Be free as your birds.

You get the idea.  Now get naked.

Longer posts to come this weekend.

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